I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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