I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
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