somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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