tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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