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On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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