He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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