I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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