I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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