I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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