Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I think my vagina is haunted
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Randomize
