You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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