Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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