DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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