We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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