ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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