yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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