But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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