So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I think i got beer on your cat.
Randomize
