oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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