grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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