just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Randomize
