just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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