Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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