are you so shy because you have an std?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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