it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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