she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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