Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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