you turned your livingroom into a bong?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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