At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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