You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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