Nicole vs. Life
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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