quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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