She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
A+ Viking dick
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize