Grow some girl-balls and come out already
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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