your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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