its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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