he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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