at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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