If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
