thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Green mimosas i think yes
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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