made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Did we literally take a cab across the street
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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