brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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