So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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