it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
We smell like vodka and hangover
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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