So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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