Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i was born a porn star she said
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
