Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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