She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Randomize
