so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I wish there were birth control emojis
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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