i already hear my dad disowning me
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I love having hate sex.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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