So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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