is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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