I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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