super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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